Playful wedding vows for a husband at a courthouse ceremony

I promise to always be the one who remembers where we parked, since that day at the farmers market when we circled for twenty minutes convinced someone had stolen the car—only to realize we'd taken the bus.

I vow to let you win at board games at least thirty percent of the time, and to never mention that percentage out loud when you're on a winning streak.

I promise to keep stealing your hoodies, but I'll make sure there's always coffee ready when you wake up looking for them.

I vow to laugh at your dad jokes, especially the ones you've told me seventeen times, because your face when you deliver the punchline is better than the joke itself.

I promise to build this life with you one ridiculous adventure at a time, choosing you every single day, even on the days when you insist pineapple belongs on pizza.

I promise to navigate while you drive, even after that farmers market day when I swore the car was on level three and we'd somehow ended up on a completely different street having taken the bus.

I vow to graciously accept victory in board games without gloating too much, and to pretend I don't notice when you let me win.

I promise to keep buying hoodies in your favorite colors knowing full well they'll end up in your closet, and to drink that coffee gratefully every morning.

I vow to keep workshopping new material, to never retire the greatest hits, and to always wait for your laugh—the real one that makes your nose crinkle.

I promise to be your partner in all things weird and wonderful, to choose you back every day, and to defend pineapple pizza until death do us part.