Funny wedding vows for a wife at a vineyard wedding

I promise to love you even though you talked me into that 'traditional grape stomp' that ruined my favorite sandals and left me smelling like a juice box for three days.

I promise to always refill your wine glass before you have to ask, mostly because watching you pretend to be a sommelier is the funniest free entertainment I will ever have.

I promise that when we're old and our knees creak louder than this vineyard's wooden gate, I'll still race you to the last ripe grape on the vine — and still let you win sometimes.

I promise to never let you forget you once called a tractor 'rustic' right before it almost ran us both over near the cellar.

I promise my heart to you, fully and forever, with the same stubborn joy I had stomping grapes badly next to you — messy, purple-footed, and completely sure this was exactly where I wanted to be.

I promise to love you even though you screamed like you'd seen a ghost when a grape squished the wrong way between your toes during our 'romantic' stomp.

I promise to keep pretending I know what 'tannins' means every time you ask, because your face lights up like I've said something smart, and I'm not giving that up.

I promise that when we're both gray and slow, I'll still chase you around this vineyard every anniversary, even if neither of us can run anymore.

I promise to never admit, in front of witnesses, that you were right about the tractor being dangerous — but I'll quietly agree with you forever in private.

I promise my heart to you, completely and without hesitation, the same way I happily ruined my shoes next to you that day — because wherever the mess is, that's where I want to be too.