Funny wedding vows for a wife at a rooftop ceremony

I promise to love you even though you once talked me into climbing six flights of stairs for a 'quick rooftop sunset' that turned into two hours because you forgot the keys to get back down.

I promise to always let you have the last slice of pizza, except on Tuesdays, because a marriage needs boundaries and Tuesdays are mine.

I vow to laugh at your jokes even when they're not funny, the same way you laughed at my karaoke performance of a song I didn't actually know the words to.

I promise to keep building a life with you one ridiculous, wonderful rooftop evening at a time, elevators be damned.

Up here, closer to the sky, I promise to keep choosing you — and also to always double-check that we both have our keys before we lock ourselves out again.

I promise to never let you live down the time you locked us out on this very roof, even as I thank my past self for choosing a partner who makes disasters into dates.

I promise to split the pizza fairly, which means I get the bigger half, because I did the math while you were busy admiring the view.

I vow to keep singing off-key duets with you in public, because watching you commit to a song you don't know is one of my favorite forms of entertainment.

I promise to keep climbing stairs, metaphorical and literal, with you — even when it's inconvenient, even when it's two hours longer than planned.

With this skyline as our witness, I promise to keep saying yes to your wild ideas, as long as you promise to always bring the spare key.