Funny wedding vows for a wife at a beach ceremony

I promise to love you even though you packed four pairs of sunglasses for a one-day beach wedding and lost all four before the vows started.

Remember the night the power went out at the rental house and you tried to convince me a crab had chewed through the wiring? I promise to always fact-check your theories, lovingly, and then follow you out the door anyway because you were scared.

I vow to keep applying sunscreen to the one spot on your back you can never reach, forever, even when we're ninety and arguing about who left sand in the car.

I promise to let you steer the golf cart even though you've driven us into a hedge, a sign, and once, memorably, a flamingo lawn ornament.

Today, in front of the ocean and everyone who loves us, I promise to be your favorite bad decision for the rest of our lives.

I promise to love you even though you brought a selfie stick to our beach wedding rehearsal and somehow lost it in the ocean within ten minutes.

That night the power went out, you grabbed a flashlight, a spatula, and 'protective stance' — I promise to always let you believe you were the hero, because honestly, it was adorable.

I vow to never let you live down the flamingo incident, but I'll still ride shotgun in that golf cart every single time, because you make disaster look fun.

I promise to steal the covers, hog the beach towel, and still expect you to carry my shoes when the sand gets too hot — and you'll do it without complaint, because that's us.

Today, with the waves as witnesses, I promise to keep choosing you, your terrible jokes, and your fearless crab theories, for as long as we both shall laugh.