Funny wedding vows for a spouse at a destination wedding

I promise to always pretend I'm not secretly relieved when you volunteer to ask the locals for directions, even though we both know I've been lost for the last twenty minutes and was just too stubborn to admit it.

I vow to share my travel-size sunscreen with you, even when you forget yours for the third day in a row, and to only say 'I told you so' under my breath where you can definitely still hear it.

I promise to love you even when jet lag turns you into a completely different person who insists we need to find gelato at 4 AM, and to be the one who remembers which country we're actually in when you wake up confused in yet another hotel room.

I vow to keep choosing adventures with you, from this beach to whatever questionable Airbnb we book next, because getting wonderfully lost with you is better than knowing exactly where I'm going with anyone else.

I promise that no matter how many time zones we cross or how many passport stamps we collect, you'll always be my favorite destination and the only souvenir I ever want to bring home.

I promise to actually ask the locals for directions instead of watching you wander in confident circles, and to never mention how many times we've walked past the same fountain.

I vow to remember to pack sunscreen next time, and the time after that, and to graciously accept yours while pretending this is the first time I've ever needed it on this entire trip.

I promise to love you even when you're the jet-lagged monster who refuses to let me find gelato at 4 AM, and to be patient when you have to tell me what continent we're on because all hotel ceilings look the same to me.

I vow to keep saying yes to your wild ideas, from this ceremony on a beach to whatever mountain or desert you want to drag me to next, because being wonderfully lost with you beats every carefully planned trip I ever took before.

I promise that no matter how far we travel or how lost we get, coming home will always mean being with you, and every adventure will just be another way of choosing you all over again.