Funny wedding vows for a spouse at a beach ceremony

I promise to love you even though you packed four bags of snacks for our honeymoon and none of them were for me.

Remember the night the power went out at the rental house and you tried to convince me a crab was 'basically a raccoon with better armor'? I promise to keep believing your nonsense science forever.

I vow to never again let you choose the GPS route, but I will always let you choose the music, even the sea shanties.

I promise to apply sunscreen to the one spot on your back you always miss, and to never let you live down the lobster incident of day two.

You are my favorite weirdo, and I will spend the rest of my life pretending your jokes are funnier than they are — because, somehow, they always are.

I promise to share my snacks with you eventually, probably, if you ask nicely and bring me a lemonade first.

That night the power went out, you lit a candle, declared yourself 'the man of the house,' and then immediately tripped over the cooler. I promise to never let you forget it, and to always hold the flashlight steady while you recover your dignity.

I vow to let you pick the music even when it's sea shanties, as long as you let me pick the restaurant every single time, forever, no negotiations.

I promise to remind you where the sunscreen goes, to laugh at the lobster incident for the rest of our natural lives, and to always order the extra claw just for you.

You are the weirdo I chose on purpose, and I promise to keep choosing you, sandy feet, bad jokes, crab theories and all.