Funny wedding vows for a partner at a rooftop ceremony

I promise to always check the weather forecast before dragging you up six flights of stairs to a rooftop, because apparently I still haven't learned that lesson from the Great Hailstorm Picnic of last summer.

I vow to love you even when you're being dramatic about heights, which is hilarious considering you specifically chose a rooftop wedding. I will continue to stand between you and the edge at parties, acting as your human guardrail.

I promise to never stop laughing at your jokes, even the terrible puns about our relationship being 'on another level.' That one's gotten worse with altitude, but I'm committed to the bit now.

I vow to build our life together with the same determination you showed climbing up here in those shoes. When things get hard, I'll remember that if you can manage stairs in formal wear, we can manage anything.

I promise to love you from this rooftop to whatever ground floor apartment we inevitably move to when our knees give out. The elevation may change, but my devotion won't.

I promise to stop bringing up the Great Hailstorm Picnic at every opportunity, even though it remains the funniest thing that's ever happened to us. I'll only mention it at parties. And anniversaries. And possibly right now.

I vow to love you for pretending my very reasonable caution about edges is endearing rather than embarrassing. Thank you for being my human guardrail, even though I absolutely did not need one until you pointed out how high up we are.

I promise to keep making the terrible puns, because your laugh—the real one, not the polite one—is my favorite sound in the world. Our love really is on another level, and I'll never apologize for that.

I vow to match your determination with my own stubborn optimism. You carried me through the hard climbs, literally and metaphorically. I'll keep choosing the stairs, the heights, and the views with you.

I promise to love you from this rooftop to whatever ground floor reality awaits us, through every elevation change life brings. You've lifted me higher than any building could, and that's not even a pun.