Funny wedding vows for a partner at a rooftop ceremony

I promise to keep loving you even though you once convinced me the fire escape door locked from both sides, and we spent forty-five minutes plotting a rooftop civilization before a very confused neighbor let us back in.

I promise to always double-check the door, mostly because you clearly cannot be trusted with doors, but I love you anyway, door incompetence and all.

I promise to keep bringing you blankets when you're cold, snacks when you're hungry, and sarcastic comments when you need to be brought back down to earth — sometimes literally, apparently.

I promise that wherever we end up stuck — rooftops, relationships, Ikea — I will stay there with you, mostly because leaving sounds exhausting and you make exhausting things fun.

Up here, with the city pretending not to watch, I promise to keep choosing you, door access or not.

I promise to never again test a rooftop door 'just to see,' a vow I am making directly to the neighbor who had to rescue us, and to you, who somehow found it romantic instead of alarming.

I promise to let you believe you're the responsible one, even though you were the one filming our 'rooftop survival documentary' instead of calling the building super.

I promise to keep making questionable decisions, because every single one led me closer to you, including the one where I locked us both outside at 11pm in October.

I promise to keep you fed, warm, and laughing, especially on the nights the universe decides we need an unplanned adventure three stories up.

Here on this roof, under slightly judgmental stars, I promise to keep getting us into trouble, as long as you keep getting us back out.