Funny wedding vows for a partner at a destination wedding

I promise to never let you forget that you booked our 'quick 10-minute' excursion to that waterfall that turned into a four-hour hike, and I will bring this up lovingly for the rest of our lives.

I vow to always split the last bite of whatever weird local snack we're trying, even the one that tasted like a sock, because you dared me and I will never back down from a dare.

Remember the night the hotel power went out and we had to find our way back to the room using only your phone flashlight and my questionable sense of direction? I promise to keep getting us lost in beautiful places, on purpose and by accident.

I promise to apply sunscreen to the one spot on your back you can never reach, every single time, without being asked, because that's basically a love language at this point.

I vow to keep pretending I'm not seasick on every boat we ever take, just so you can enjoy the view without worrying about me.

I promise to keep booking 'quick 10-minute' excursions, because somehow they always turn into our favorite stories, and you secretly love them too.

I vow to always hand you the better half of whatever weird snack we're sharing, even though you claim the sock one was my idea, which it absolutely was not.

That night the power went out, you led us back to the room with total confidence in the wrong direction twice, and I promise to follow you into every wrong turn for the rest of my life, laughing the whole way.

I promise to remind you, loudly and often, that you missed a spot with the sunscreen on me, because apparently reciprocity is hard for you.

I vow to hold the bucket, hand you the water, and never once mention the boat thing again, except for right now, and also probably at the reception.