Funny wedding vows for a partner at a beach ceremony

I promise that when we got lost looking for this exact beach, circling the same parking lot four times while you insisted 'the GPS is wrong, not us,' I fell in love with your confidence a little more each wrong turn.

I vow to always double-check the map, mostly because you refuse to, and someone in this relationship needs to know which way is north.

I promise to keep sunscreen in my bag forever, because watching you turn the color of a lobster on our third date taught me that love means carrying SPF 50 at all times.

I vow to laugh at your jokes even when the punchline is just you yelling 'SAND' for no reason, because apparently that's a bit now and I married into it.

I promise to build sandcastles with structural integrity, unlike your 'abstract art' towers that fall before the tide even gets close.

Today, in front of this ocean that has heard us bicker about directions more than once, I promise my heart, my GPS skills, and my sunscreen to you.

I promise that when we got lost looking for this beach, and you confidently said 'trust me' while driving us into a literal cornfield, I knew I wanted that chaos by my side forever.

I vow to never let you navigate again, but to always let you think you're navigating, which honestly might be the real secret to our relationship.

I promise to reapply your sunscreen even when you insist you're 'basically part seal' and don't need it, because someone has to protect you from your own confidence.

I vow to keep yelling 'SAND' dramatically at random moments forever, because your groan of disappointment is one of my favorite sounds in the world.

I promise to admire your sandcastles no matter how structurally questionable, because watching you commit fully to nonsense is one of the top five reasons I said yes.

Today, with this ocean as our extremely patient witness, I promise my heart, my sense of direction (such as it is), and my endless supply of sunscreen to you.