Funny wedding vows for a husband at a vineyard wedding

I promise to love you the way I loved that fourth tasting flight we definitely did not need — enthusiastically, and with zero regard for the consequences.

Remember when we got lost between the rows during the vineyard tour and you confidently led us in exactly the wrong direction? I promise to always follow your confident wrong directions, because somehow they led me to you.

I vow to always refill your glass before you ask, to laugh at your jokes even the ones that don't land, and to never let you parallel park without backup commentary.

I promise that when we are old and gray, I will still blame you for us missing that tour group, and I will still think it was the best afternoon of my life.

Today, surrounded by grapevines and people who love us, I promise to be your partner, your biggest fan, and your personal designated walker-back-to-the-car.

I promise to love you like you loved that fourth tasting flight — recklessly, and without a single thought about who'd be driving us home.

Remember how you insisted you knew the way back from that vineyard tour, right before leading us past the same tree three times? I promise to let you navigate everything, and to only mock you about it for the rest of our lives.

I vow to steal sips from your glass, to laugh too loud at my own jokes, and to always be the backup commentary you never asked for during parking.

I promise that when we are old and gray, I will remind you daily that getting lost that day was entirely your fault, and that I wouldn't trade it for anything.

Today, surrounded by grapevines and people who love us, I promise to be your partner, your toughest heckler, and the guy who always finds you — eventually — no matter how lost we get.