Funny wedding vows for a husband at a garden ceremony

I promise to love you even though you once tried to propose at that garden center and got distracted by a sale on mulch for twenty minutes first. I should've known then you'd always put soil health before romance.

I vow to keep laughing at your jokes in public, even the ones I've heard forty times, because watching you light up mid-punchline is apparently my favorite hobby now.

I promise to never let you forget the time you tripped over a garden hose during our engagement photos and insisted the photographer 'got your good side' from the ground.

I will always save you the last bite of whatever we're eating, even though we both know you'll pretend not to want it and then eat it anyway.

Today, surrounded by flowers you probably know the Latin names of, I promise to keep choosing you — mulch sales, bad puns, and all.

I promise to never let you forget that you said yes before I even finished explaining the mulch discount, which honestly tells you everything about our compatibility.

I vow to keep making the same five jokes for the rest of our lives, because your laugh is the only standing ovation I've ever needed.

I promise to take the blame for that garden hose incident forever, since it clearly made for our most romantic photo — pratfall and all.

I will always let you have the last bite, pretend to protest, and then eat exactly half of it like the mature adult I am.

Here among these flowers — which yes, I do know the names of — I promise to keep growing with you, one ridiculous memory at a time.