Funny wedding vows for a husband at a destination wedding

We convinced forty-seven people to get on planes, and somehow you convinced me that getting married on a beach two thousand miles from the nearest person who's seen me cry was a good idea. So clearly, we're both excellent at persuasion and questionable decision-making. Perfect foundation for marriage.

I vow to always remember that you're the one who said 'let's make it a destination wedding' when our families complain about the travel. I will throw you under that bus with love, but I will throw you under it.

I promise to be your partner in all future adventures, whether that means exploring ancient ruins or just exploring why the hotel minibar charges eleven dollars for cashews. I vow to split both experiences, and occasionally the cashews, with you.

When you insisted we needed to see the world together before we settled down, I thought you meant metaphorically. Now we're literally getting married in front of an ocean we'd never seen before last Tuesday. I vow to keep following your terrible, wonderful ideas, because somehow they always turn into our best stories.

I promise to love you through every time zone, every lost luggage situation, and every moment when we can't remember if we're supposed to tip in this country. You're my favorite travel companion, and now you're stuck being my favorite everything else too.

You said yes to a destination wedding, which means you said yes to me even when I'm at my most ambitious and slightly impractical. That's basically the whole marriage test right there, and you passed before we even got to the vows part.

I vow to never say 'I told you so' about the destination wedding idea. I will, however, remind you that you loved it every single time someone posts a photo from today and you get to relive how beautiful this was. I'm petty, but romantically petty.

I promise to keep planning adventures with you, though I vow that at least sixty percent of them will involve less coordination than getting everyone we love to this beach. The other forty percent? No promises. You knew who you were marrying.

When we couldn't decide between a big wedding at home or eloping, you said 'why not both' and somehow we ended up here—with everyone we love, on an adventure, doing something completely us. I vow to keep listening when you find the third option I didn't know existed.

I promise to be your co-pilot, your navigator, your person who remembers where we put the passports. I vow to keep exploring the world with you, and to always come home to wherever you are, even when home is a hotel room with questionable water pressure and the most beautiful view we've ever seen together.