Funny wedding vows for a husband at a beach ceremony

I promise to love you even though you once tried to 'read the tide chart' and we got stranded on a sandbar for two hours while you insisted you knew what you were doing.

I promise to always reapply your sunscreen on the one spot you miss, because someone has to save you from looking like a lobster at our own reception.

I promise to laugh at your jokes, even the ones about seashells, even on the fortieth telling, because your face when you think you're funny is honestly my favorite view here.

I promise to be the one who remembers where we parked, since you once lost our car for forty-five minutes and blamed 'beach logic.'

I promise that no matter how many years pass, I will still race you into the waves, and I will still let you win, because watching you celebrate is better than winning myself.

I promise to never again claim I 'know tide charts,' and if I do, I give you full permission to roll your eyes exactly like you did that day on the sandbar — it was a good look on you.

I promise to let you fix the sunscreen spot I miss, mostly because your fussing over me, even when it's annoying, is proof you're paying attention.

I promise to keep making the seashell jokes, because your laugh — even the fake one you give me out of pity — is still the best sound on this beach.

I promise to actually remember where we park next time, or at least pretend to with more confidence, because watching you worry about me is oddly one of my favorite things.

I promise to race you into the waves every single time, and to let you believe you're letting me win, because honestly, you being happy is the only trophy I need.